In every aspect of everyday life, the phenomenon of metamorphosis can be witnessed all about us. From the way the blooms on a tree flourish in spring and summer only to die off during the cooler seasons, to the way a tiny caterpillar emerges from a cocoon as a lovely butterfly, all the way down to that little wrinkle you’d never noticed before just now: It is a force that drives us all- Change.

Today, I announce that I have undergone such a change.

This morning, when I awoke I noticed that I looked eerily similar to that crackpot on “Ancient Aliens”…mms_picture (16)

…And now, I look like the shower rapist in your black sheep uncle’s cell block!


Alas, with change also comes with it sacrifice…

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My sink will never be the same…