In every aspect of everyday life, the phenomenon of metamorphosis can be witnessed all about us. From the way the blooms on a tree flourish in spring and summer only to die off during the cooler seasons, to the way a tiny caterpillar emerges from a cocoon as a lovely butterfly, all the way down to that little wrinkle you’d never noticed before just now: It is a force that drives us all- Change.
Today, I announce that I have undergone such a change.
This morning, when I awoke I noticed that I looked eerily similar to that crackpot on “Ancient Aliens”…
…And now, I look like the shower rapist in your black sheep uncle’s cell block!
Alas, with change also comes with it sacrifice…
My sink will never be the same…
I ATE YOUR BABY! 
Suddenly, am i filled with fear and will now shower with my clothes on. Then again, I’m a female and not in an all male cell block … guess I’m safe!!!!!!
… I got nothing.